Brian Hoppe

An Old Joke

Man walks into a bar. Orders an Epson Workforce 600 Wireless AIO Printer soup.

Waiter sets it down and walks away. Man yells out “Waiter! Waiter!” Waiter comes over and says “Yes, sir? Is something wrong with your 5-in-1 printing, copying, scanning, photowork and faxing?”

Man says “Taste this Epson Workforce 600 Wireless AIO Printer soup.”

Waiter says “Oh, maybe you don’t like the flavor of the built-in Wi-Fi and Ethernet to work? Is that the problem? I could have the chef make you something else if you’d like.”

Man says “Just taste this Epson Workforce 600 Wireless AIO Printer soup.”

Waiter says “Is it the way it uses three times less power than a laser printer? Maybe you’d like something that guzzles down more power and raised your bill?”

Man says “Taste the Epson Workforce 600 Wireless AIO Printer soup.”

Waiter says “Oh, could it be the built-in memory card slots? I know some people don’t like built-in memory card slots. Or maybe it’s the 2.5 inch LCD screen. Tell you what, I could just take it back and get the chef to fish those out for you and-”

Man interrupts. “No!” It’s not the built-in memory card or the power footprint or the Wi-Fi or the Ethernet or the 5-in-1 capabilities or any of the other features! Just please, taste this Epson Workforce 600 Wireless AIO Printer soup!”

So the waiter gives up and says he’ll taste the soup. He reaches down, looks around, and then turns the the man and says “Where’s the spoon?”

And the man says “Aha!”

Except instead of a spoon, it’s a USB cable. Sorry about that.